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Wii is what I own! NG RULES!!1 Lol! I like video games, chocolate, and drawing stuff... I'm bored....

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Happy Clock Day

Posted by DryChris Aug. 15, 2009 @ 5:59 PM EDT

MAY OUR B SHINE IN THE SKIES.

and may Crustclock make a part 3 to Who Shot SBC...

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Ch.6-Ep.2 The Anti-Fight Starts and Stops Now (Pt.1)

Posted by DryChris Jun. 29, 2009 @ 3:23 AM EDT

Angry Matser: Come on, idiot, let's go! And bring your minions with you.
Hypnosis: K... (They both transport to Yang Ying City)
Chris Nevadi: There getting away! Come on, let's get them.
Flarix: Ok...
(Everyone follows them into Yang Ying City)
Danny: What is this place? It looks so weird.
Glassclock: This is the wonders of Yang Ying City. In Yang Ying World, things are very bizzare and anyone who enters meets their Anti-Form
Flarix: Uhoh...
Narrator: Suddenly the ground create a portal where Nega Chris Nevadi and S_Violet
Shackles: Wow...an exact replica of me.
S_Violet: Fuck off, little bitch!
Chris N.: Screw off, dick head.
N. Chris N.: I think not (Starts shooting at Chris N.)
Shackles: Hey...(Kicks N. Chris N. in the face) stop doing that!
S_Violet: Go fuck yourself! (Engulfs Shackles in 'blue' energy)
Chris N.: (Whacks his anto onto a spike and then cuts him with a chainsaw) You are going down bitch!
N. Chris N.: You like when things end fast? (Reforms) Good thing this 1-Up comes in handy! (Punches Chris N. and then kicks Shackles in the shins)
Shackles: (Yells in pain) OWOWOWOWOW!! (Kicks N. Chris N. in the face and then blasts his face with 'red' energy)
Chris N.: I got your guy! (Keeps choking S_Violet with his gun)
S_Violet: (Grabs Chris N. and swings him to the ground) God damnit! (Gets shot in the chest) Oh...you suck!
Chris N.: And so does your mom! (Kicks S_Violet in the face, shoots him again, whacks his head, and piledrives him 15 feet down to the ground)
N. Chris N.: (Pulls out a shotgun) Like I always say, "Rob a white cracker and then call him a n***a". (Robs Shackles and then calls him a n***a)
Shackles: >:C (Grabs N. Chris N., throws him down to the ground, kicks him, strangles him with 'white' energy, slices his head and then throws him in the exact smae pit with S_Violet)
Chris N.: Wow...
Flarix: I don't know about you, but I need to relax for a while...
Glassclock: Let's go to that bar.
Shackles: Ok...but I'm not drinking any of that thing they call "booze"

Next part, Yang Ying Bar, will come soon

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Ch. 6 Cover

Posted by DryChris Jun. 14, 2009 @ 4:29 PM EDT

Why do you expect from this chapter?

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Vlad's side of the story

Posted by DryChris Apr. 14, 2009 @ 1:40 AM EDT

Vlad: You...you lying bitch!
Flarix: Hey don't talk to my woman like that!
Vlad: More like a skanky whore!
Infa: Go fuck off Vlad! I hate you and anything related to you!
Vlad: Infa, you truly are a bitch. You go marrying my brothers, each for 4 months and the divorce them..and you call me a bastard.
Flarix: STFU! Infa is my sexy little girl and would never be a source of anyone's pain. stop foulmouthing her.
Vlad: You truly have fallen for her. I was like you...once. Let me tell you my side of the story.

Feb 14, 900,000 BC - Gametropolis

Vlad: I'm still lonely for Valentine's Day
Mike Le Mime: Don't cry mon ami. I sense your pain.
Neonistis: That's because you're a fucking World Destroying Mime.
Mike: Yes...but we still help you out when Anerysm comes by.
Vlad: (Sees Infa) Boys...I think I'm gonna take my chances with that girl over there. (^-^) Hello, my lady.
Infa: Who are you?
Vlad: I'm Vlademier Darkness, the most elegant man you'll meet on the Gametropolis skies and turfs.
Infa: My name's Infa.
Vlad: Shall we dance, madam Infa?
Infa: Sure

3 months later (fifth time they do it)

Vlad: Are you sure you want to do this again? I must warn you...it could be dangerous. I have dark magic in me and it could be painful oncee you get it after having intercourse with me.
Infa: I don't care (takes top off ;3) You're the only man that's ever treated me like a woman.
Vlad: Alright then.
(they do it)
Infa: My god...that was incredible...Vlad...
Vlad: Yes?
Infa: Why are you wearing a ring?
Vlad: I was going to ask you if you want to marry me. Well..do you?
Infa: Yes...yes I would

(deflashing back)

Vlad: I became more and more of a man with her than anyone else I know. I never wished to harm her. I'm a ladies man and I would always treat a lady like Infa like a god.
Infa: (Gets super pissed) You are such a word twister! You treated me like shit and would never treat me right!
Vlad: Preposter-fucking-ous! I gave you everything. I became a devoted husband and I wished to help you in any way I could. Was I cruel to you, Infa? I'm a darkness but I'm not an evil source of disgust and hatred.

(flashback)

January 6th, 7778 BC - Gametropolis

Vlad: Isn't this lovely?
Infa: Stop dancing, damnit!
Vlad: What's wrong Infa?
Infa: You!
Vlad: Me?
Infa: You're such a douche fancyboy!
Vlad: I'm not a douche...I'm a...
Infa: Ladies man! FUCK YOU! The only ladies you're man to are strippers!
Vlad: O_O
Infa: I'm divorcing you!

Jan. 6th, 7777 BC - Dark Primary

Infa: I love you Flarix!
Flarix: I love you too.
Vlad: (Looking out the window of a hotel) Infa...my darling. You divorced my brothers and left me heartless.
Ultra: Godfucking damnit! Why is she such a bitch?
Alpha: Yeah...why is she a cock sucking whore?
Vlad: (Yells really loudly) STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delta: Whoa!
Vlad: Infa is a kind angel...she's the most beautiful thing I ever met. I was there for her. If she doesn't want us...then that's fine.

June 14, 7777 BC - Chrisville

Vlad: Congratulations, Flarix! You're married to this beautiful lady.
Infa: (Looks at Vlad)
Vlad: (Waves at Infa)
Infa: (Runs at him and stabs him multiple times)
Chris N.: OMFG!
Infa: You dirty cocksucking n***a! You shitty little bastar!
Flarix: Calm down...calm down! Are you O.K?
Vlad: (Barely breathing) Not.......quite....(dies)

June 14, 1777 A.D - Chrisville

Vlad: Infa...we need to talk again.
Infa: Man...just fuck off!
Vlad: Girl...
Infa: I'm not your sextoy Vlademier! I am a respected woman! You fucked up my life....you screwed it up and made it into a mess! Stay away from me!
Vlad: Infa...I'm trying to be supportive of your options and choices. I love you and if you want to g with Flarix for the rest of your life, fine by me! You do what you want...and I'll be happy.
Infa: You're such an ignorant word twisting motherfucking fuck!

(deflashing back)

Vlad: I gave you what a real woman would want, love and respect! You now hate me because you think I twist words around to make you feel better...well I don't with a woman like you. I'm dark and mysterious but at least I give hints on what I am. You on the other hand are a caniving dirty book with 40 locks. Every man get 10 of them open and the rest are still locked. With Flarix, you just opened 39 locks and kept the truth of Vlad and Infa locked....but with me...you kept one lock open and the rest locked so tightly...it doesn't even make sense. I am a lladies man, a man of ultimate elegancy. You're a golddigging, despicable, confusing, revolting, repulsive, dirty, caniving, fucked up, myestrious whore!!!!!!! I hope you rot in the blank zone. Why Infa...must you be so...so confusing! (Starts crying)
Infa: ...
Flarix: ...
Everybody: ...
Infa: I...I...I'm sorry..
Vlad: FUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! You had your chance for more than 9000 long years and you blew it! If you want to make up for it...try another day, you dirty cunt! (Keeps crying)
Infa: (Reminises on the good times they had) Vlad...
Vlad: What? (sniffs)
Infa: I was treating you like a rag...you deserve better. You're still the greatest lover I've ever met (starts undressing)
Vlad: What are you doing?
Chris N.: O.O (This is going to be good)
Infa: I'm gonna give you the greatest sexual thrill of all time right here. Because, you deserve it my little nega-rainbow sweetie! (Start making love)
Flarix: (chin drops to the ground) She's....she's doing things...things she would never do to me!
St. Victor: Wow! She can do that?
Chris N.: Flarix is so getting owned
Infa: (grunts) Harder!! Faster!!! Yes...yes...YEEEEEEESSSSS!!!! YOU ARE THE GREATEST LOVER I'VE EVER HAD!
Vlad: I LOVE YOU!!! I WISH TO BE WITH YOU!!! WHAT YOU WANT WILL MAKE ME HAPPY!!! (grunts) AND GODFUCKINGDAMNIT.....I'M HAPPY AS HELL!!
(They finish)
Drychris: (Pants) That is the greatest episode of the series! WOOHOO! (falls asleep)

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Error 1337 - Too Many Memes

Posted by DryChris Apr. 5, 2009 @ 5:40 PM EDT

MC: 8/9

Advice Dog: Fuck with memes, lulz guaranteed.
Glasslock: Really?
Advice Dog: NO!
Glassclock: Fuck you! (Shoots Advice Dog)
David: I have... I have one finger up.
Glasslock: Wow...that kid must be hgh on dentist medicine.
Courage Wolf: Hey....fuck you!
Glasslock: (Cocks gun) What?
Courage Wolf: Don't kill me. You'd be wasting your testorone.
Glasslock: Grr.....hey...that girl's creepy...really creepy (quivers) CREEPY CHAN!!!! DIE!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Luigi: I see what you did there.
Glasslock: You did?
Luigi: Now do it to me!
Glasslock: Huh? (Hears a gun shot) Ooops...
Stick: Thank you...I can stop getting down...(dies)
Christian Bale: Stop f*cking shooting me you f*cking f*cker!
Glasslock: Shut the fucking fuck up! (Shoots Christian Bale)
Anteater: Read the caption...I can't tell you it because you shot me....you ass!
Glasslock: W00T!

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MC: 9/9

Bert: Meheheh...so sticky...are you here to admit defeat against the dark memes?
Chris D.S: No.
Bert: Meheheh....I knew you were going to say that. So let me introduce you to Hitler!
Adolf: (something in german)
Cats: All you base belong to us.
Chris D.S: Really? (Pulls out a box and places it on his crotch area) Does this really belong to you? (Opens the box revealing 2girls1cup)
Cats: I'm out!
Adolf: So unt am I!
Bert: Meheh...fuck! Alright...I'll go. But you'll regret it!
Chris D.S: Suuuuuuuure

Meanwhile...

Danny: Holy fucking shit...the SPB popo are after me!
Dave: Dude....wait up!
Mr. Clockur: (Pants) I think we're safe...
Dave: N***a, we better be...I almost dropped my golden baton.
Danny: Alright holmes...the mansion's 5000 km away...we need someone to fucking help us.
Flarix: Who the fuck are all of you?
Danny: Shit! (pulls out a gun) Don't hurt us!
Flarix: (cocks his gun angrily and points it at Danny's head) Same here fucker!
??? and ???: STOP!
Flarix: Whaat's going on?

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Epic Lulz or Epic Win....I don't know

Posted by DryChris Apr. 3, 2009 @ 12:44 AM EDT

MC: 4/9

Chris D.S: Hmm....
Pacman: Om Nom Nom...I'm a gentleman)
Chris D.S: (thinks) I think bitches don't know bout SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Pacman: Fuck off
Chris D.S: (Lights a cigarette) I don't think so, fucker!
Pacman: Whoa....I was just kidding.
???: I don't think you did.
Chris D.S: ???

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All Hail China?

Posted by DryChris Apr. 1, 2009 @ 8:01 PM EDT

New episodes coming soon...(I'm a bit creeped out)

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Glassclock: Super Paint Brawl...I like it. (Sees fiery blade) Whoa! Hey...it's the famous meme, Milhouse.
Milhouse: I'm not a meme!!! (Throws a bunch of yellow spikes at Glassclock)
Glassclock: Milhouse is not a meme but Milhouse is not a meme is a meme!

MC: 10/9

Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MC: 11/9

Glassclock: C'mon B....work, work, WORK!!! (Huge ass laser hits Milhouse in the face) WOW!

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The Situations 24

Posted by DryChris Mar. 28, 2009 @ 4:28 AM EDT

Army of Colors

Traingle = x + 3
Square = 15 + c
Circle = 5*y - 2x

x = c + 8
c = y - 1
y = the meaning of life, the universe and everything

Which army is the strongest? (Circle + Square + Triangle)

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